He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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