i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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