He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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