their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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