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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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