I love black thongs
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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