Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
we're making bets on your personal life
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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