I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
where am i from again
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
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