im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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