You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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