uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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