quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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