You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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