i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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