Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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