fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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