you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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