that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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