I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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