If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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