and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize