The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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