Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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