So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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