There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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