Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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