I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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