Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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