I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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