Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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