I need help removing her.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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