Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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