Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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