the new term for farting is butt boxing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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