On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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