these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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