we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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