clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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