So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
My vagina is very pro this idea
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