It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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