I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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