Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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