Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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