drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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