Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
be right there i have to get my cape
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize