He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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