They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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