I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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