I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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