I accidentally had phone sex last night
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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