I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
we're so committed to being not committed
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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