I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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