You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Randomize
