he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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