Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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